i totally embraced jimmy fallon tonight.

my phone case finally arrived! and it is perfect and totally worth the wait!! it’s the Barely There custom made case. i used the Japanese poster from my favorite movie of last year, Young Adult: 

He is king and I’m his throne.

tastefullyoffensive:

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cuntyconnoisseur:

This reminds me of the time Rick foolishly said he looked like Eric Stolz in Mask.

He really looked like Cher tho.

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Breaking Down (Later … with Jools Holland) → Florence + The Machine

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can’t figure out what to call my new self portrait:

•DATE ME

•I’d Fuck Me So Hard.

•They Should Have Sent a Poet

realization this week that the reason i hate to see Goldenboy is because it forces me to think about the fact that i’m the asshole & he was the innocent victim in this situation is possibly also related to my current feelings about how horrible this haircut is making me look as the same day i cut my hair i had to interact with him and he was quite nice and i avoided any eye contact the entire time as i thought “i’m such a fucking dick.”

i *KNOW* that i’m ugly and i’m awful.

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