January 2012
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Jan 1st
why I'm single:
skyl3r: I have the sex appeal of a carrot I’m awkward I like tumblr more than humans I’m boring I’m married to food I’m ugly  I’m easy to forget
Jan 1st
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via claytonronk)
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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No matter the results it took more balls than you’ll ever have to bare my soul to someone I genuinely cared for. You’re a coward making a running joke out of something painful. I know this now.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Goddamn it
Just want to be left alone.
Dec 29th
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“you can talk about old times • they don’t mean a thing to me •...”
– the go-go’s
Dec 29th
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“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you...”
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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RESOLVED
In 2012… • I’ll spend all my down time in a robe and slippers, more hermit-like and ornery than Eastwood in Gran Torino, shunning every single person around me. • I’ll unload the burden of actual living friends and cultivate an imaginary online friendship with @JennyJohnsonHi5, who is funnier than you all. • When people come to me with the same problems over and over again,...
Dec 28th
Goddammit
Just found out a pal got laid off. I mean of all the seasonal people you just know they’re going to keep the wrong ones. If they keep that goddamn cashier I WILL KILL HER WITH MY TEETH.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
One more episode of season two and I couldn’t stop watching if I tried.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
meows.
Bruiser: (sad meows)
Me: Bruiser, don't be sad! It's Christmas! It's a happy day!
Bruiser: (sad meow)
Me: Oh, are you Jewish?
Bruiser: (leaves the room)
Dec 25th
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