January 2012
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why I'm single:
skyl3r:
I have the sex appeal of a carrot
I’m awkward
I like tumblr more than humans
I’m boring
I’m married to food
I’m ugly
I’m easy to forget
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I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde (via claytonronk)
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December 2011
No matter the results it took more balls than you’ll ever have to bare my soul to someone I genuinely cared for. You’re a coward making a running joke out of something painful. I know this now.
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Goddamn it
Just want to be left alone.
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you can talk about old times • they don’t mean a thing to me •...
– the go-go’s
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For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you...
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RESOLVED
In 2012…
• I’ll spend all my down time in a robe and slippers, more hermit-like and ornery than Eastwood in Gran Torino, shunning every single person around me.
• I’ll unload the burden of actual living friends and cultivate an imaginary online friendship with @JennyJohnsonHi5, who is funnier than you all.
• When people come to me with the same problems over and over again,...
Goddammit
Just found out a pal got laid off. I mean of all the seasonal people you just know they’re going to keep the wrong ones. If they keep that goddamn cashier I WILL KILL HER WITH MY TEETH.
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One more episode of season two and I couldn’t stop watching if I tried.
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Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone.
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meows.
Bruiser: (sad meows)
Me: Bruiser, don't be sad! It's Christmas! It's a happy day!
Bruiser: (sad meow)
Me: Oh, are you Jewish?
Bruiser: (leaves the room)
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