January 2011
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December 2010
“Wednesday was… gay day for me.”
– Des
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if Scream 4 isn’t as good as the first two, I’m gonna be so pissed.
but i don’t expect that it will be.
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“I don’t care that you’re gay, I don’t care that you’re a sociopath, and I really...”
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to hold you over until Sherlock: Series Two →
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Dear world,
Wish me a happy new year and get a sock in the kisser. Now go get drunk and leave me the hell alone.
xoxo
rick
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Hmph
Crossword clue: Jane Lynch’s TV series.
Me: That’s not enough letters for Party Down!! …oh. sigh.
after me comes the flood
I must go on standing
You can’t break that which isn’t yours
I must go on standing
I’m not my own, it’s not my choice
end-of-the-year facebook break is go.
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dammit, Marshall...
really? REALLY?
i hate it when my favorite character hooks up with one i completely despise. *sigh*
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“so the dogs are your balls, and the bathtub…”
– Kate is genius.
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“You ruin it for gay people, Lionel… you make being gay something no one would...”
– Marshall is my hero.
That’s what I’ve wanted to say to like 90% of my fellow homosexuals for my whole life.
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Public Statement
Rick Sayre was seen leaving his house today for the first time in 5 days after suffering from a near-deadly stomach virus. He appeared lethargic and in the words of one witness, “spaced out.” He also seemed to many to have lost a considerable amount of weight, but alas, only in his neck. One up-close reporter mentioned “a definite smell,” a statement vehemently objected to...
“Lots of times I feel like I don’t belong to this place.”
– Jeff Buckley (via coffeesmellandlilacskin)
Your Vice Is a Locked Room And Only I Have the Key
could be the best film title ever.
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“Force yourself to smile and you’ll soon stop frowning. Force yourself to...”
– L. Ron Hubbard
Add Jason Ritter’s character from Parenthood to the Jim Halpert List of Mythical Adorable Guys. Don’t look for them in real life because they are not based on reality!
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Real Advice For Real People
“Please stay away from icicles when you are high I saw a man killed by one once.
He wasn’t high though he was a child murderer.
Also it was in a movie.”
stay safe on snow days, kids.
The human body is a disgusting thing.
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This chicken soup is really good, I just wish I could finish it. Fridge, here it comes.
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Lunchtime Poll
Which soup will taste better on the way back up: tomato or chicken noodle?
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Cliffhanger till next Autumn? You’re killing me, Sherlock.
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“Sorry, gotta dash. I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.”
– Sherlock. nice.
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