bastien-fils:

Chris Gethard & Mal Blum - Crying at the Wawa

So to all the girls and all the boys
Who feel like they’re on the Island of Misfit Toys
Cry at home, cry at school
Crying’s not just okay, crying’s cool

(via exudingapathy)

Have already made it clear that I’ll be taking a break from 11-midnight at work so I can watch #TCGS on my phone.

Tagged: tcgs, .
supportingactorr2d2:

Game Change (2012) - dir. Jay Roach

supportingactorr2d2:

Game Change (2012) - dir. Jay Roach

Anonymous: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

image

You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

image

As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

image

Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

michaelshannontriestosmile:

birthmoviesdeath:

Learning to smile with Michael Shannon - GM

nice.

michaelshannontriestosmile:

birthmoviesdeath:

Learning to smile with Michael Shannon - GM

nice.

givemesomethinganything:

Come out and play

My most popular post ever.

givemesomethinganything:

Come out and play

My most popular post ever.

Why would anyone believe that? You’re not fine. If you were, you wouldn’t be crying and lying at the greater Philadelphia area’s finest convenient store. What are people supposed to think you’re crying for? Best case scenario: People believe you’re crying because the dispenser is out of pumpkin coffee…I didn’t think about that…that’s the best case scenario; crying over coffee. But there’s some real shit going on, and if the people in this Wawa knew how much strength it took for you to even get out of bed, let alone into a car, let alone make it here; they would applaud you for being the hero that you are. Yeah, you’re feeling feelings and that’s real an-and maybe you’re feeling judged by these soft pretzel eaters but some times you gotta cry in public, even if makes a bunch of people in a Wawa really uncomfortable.

Chris Gethard and Mal Blum
Crying at the Wawa
My Comedy Album (via riffinbits)

(Source: gtpomella, via xojake)

umfag:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

SO CUTE OMG

umfag:

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

SO CUTE OMG

(via meganderson87)

muppetmindset:

Revisiting the Muppet movies before Muppets Most Wanted 

1/8 - The Muppet Movie (1979)

"Someday we’ll find it, the Rainbow Connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me…" 

(via patrickcotnoir)

7 months ago, I wouldn’t leave my apartment for anything but work or therapy.


Tonight, after attending my sketch writing class, I went to an album release party for my favorite comedian, spoke with several people involved in his TV show and met (officially) one of my favorite singers.


All I’m saying is that when I joked about “New Year, New Me” last October, I didn’t realize it would actually happen.

(Source: thetrampandjazz)

© that awkward moment when you are,
gonzoblog-theme is a free Tumblr Theme, designed by gonzodesign. ~ Tumblr This Theme is proudly powered by: Tumblr ~ RSS subscribe to RSS.