the only reasons i’m leaving my room until sunday are for laundry & the bathroom. i’m in my pajamas and i’m settled in. three day weekend what what whaaaaat
Working title of my next TEDTalk
How Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Helped Give Me the Strength to Come Out of the Closet.
Sorry that was too far
Just remembered what the bad combination of foods from my favorite diner is that always gave me diarrhea
Manager in charge of staying home and crying in bed